I lie motionless in bed. I’m there but I am not. I count the popcorn on the ceiling for the last time, I say to myself. I…… Read more “A.M. – The Morning Poem”
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My 9th Grade Report Card
This is a report card from my freshman year in high school way back in 2003! The school was Mojave High, and it wasn’t exactly the…… Read more “My 9th Grade Report Card”
Ten of The Best Family Guy Cutaway Gags
This is worse than the time… The Family Guy cutaway gag was genius, and even though it hasn’t aged like fine wine, I want to look back…… Read more “Ten of The Best Family Guy Cutaway Gags”
Strange Oxygen 