This is a report card from my freshman year in high school way back in 2003! The school was Mojave High, and it wasn’t exactly the…… Read more “My 9th Grade Report Card”
Tag: 2015
The Wristwatch Theorem
The Wristwatch Theorem Years ago during one of my recent trips to the V.I.P. section of the friend zone, I came to the conclusion that… my game…… Read more “The Wristwatch Theorem”
Nightcrawler (Late) Review
The best place to hide is behind a camera. Going in I was new to Dan Gilroy the writer/director of Nightcrawler, but I wasn’t new to Jake…… Read more “Nightcrawler (Late) Review”
Pixelated Spotlight: Jill Valentine
Seeing S.T.A.R.S. Jill Valentine was born and bread to have a gun in her hand, and an enemy in her sights. She started her career in…… Read more “Pixelated Spotlight: Jill Valentine”
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (LATE) REVIEW
MAD MAX: Fury Road Max, dearest of all my friends. If you’re like me, and Fury Road is your first film in the Mad Max series then…… Read more “MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (LATE) REVIEW”
Pixelated Spotlight: Ellie
ELLIE Soul Survivor Ellie is the true definition of problem child, not in the traditional sense with the skipping of school, staying out late, and talking back…… Read more “Pixelated Spotlight: Ellie”
Pixelated Take: Detroit: Become Human
Detroit: Become Human Androids for Hire David Cage and Quantic Dream are back with a trailer for their new game Detroit. Quantic Dream, best known for Heavy…… Read more “Pixelated Take: Detroit: Become Human”
The Fall of Survival Horror
THE FALL OF SURVIVAL HORROR My Deepest Condolences When I was 12 years old I played my first actual “scary” game. That game was Resident Evil Director’s…… Read more “The Fall of Survival Horror”
Pixelated Spotlight: Elizabeth
ELIZABETH An Infinite Number Of Hearts To Break Elizabeth is a smart girl, but she’s also under a lot of pressure. You would be too if all…… Read more “Pixelated Spotlight: Elizabeth”
Pixelated Spotlight: MAX PAYNE
MAX PAYNE A Man On A Mission There aren’t many people walking the earth that have seen and caused as much carnage as Max Payne. Coming from…… Read more “Pixelated Spotlight: MAX PAYNE”
Strange Oxygen 